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vvhitehouse vvhitehouse

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

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Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

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the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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modern-slut

Oddly specific things my D&D players are no longer allowed to do

grizzlyhills

  1. Play in the sewers
  2. Build a bridge out of birds
  3. Buy 5200 thrushes, or any number of thrushes for that matter
  4. Mention sea cats in any context, but especially a playable one
  5. Waifu the same NPCs on subsequent playthroughs (The Don and Bryan Waifu Rule)
  6. Make the DM ship even more goddamn ships involving the time traveling sad lesbian
  7. Argue with the DM on how much damage a thrown frying pan can do
  8. Debate with the DM about the merits of an ear trumpet or a tennis kit in combat
  9. Buy ear trumpets or tennis kits to use them in combat
  10. Look for genocidal, murderous spiders in castles, or anywhere else, really, unless they’re the small dragon cleric
  11. Bring horses to space stations
  12. Ask gods of immense power for horses
  13. Be a local lord in areas where they don’t speak local languages
  14. Be a local lord at all
  15. Ask why humans are called “humans”
  16. Name their character after another player but with two letters rearranged, be it by accident or not, especially if it’s at 3am when the DM checks new character sheets and doesn’t realize the ramifications of the name
  17. Have +3 Natural AC for no adequately explored reason
  18. Pester the DM to roll for divine intervention
  19. Ask about the genitalia of fictional species
  20. Make reference to Bad Dragon during games or in the group’s Skype chats
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21. Buy any amount of centipedes exceeding 0.

Source: grizzlyhills
alekslittlecareer
alekslittlecareer

I had a dream that I was in school?? And there was this cute boy there and honestly he looked too old for high school, anyways he was so cute and IVE never seen him before I think my mind made him up but damn was he attractive
Actually come to think of it he kinda looked like a real life version of Asahi from haikyuu but with a little more facial hair
Yeah he was cute and kinda shy…fuck I think I just dreamt of Asahi then

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fadical fadical

people will honestly criticize lesbian weddings no matter what like if they both wear dresses then they’re “enforcing traditional gender roles” but if one of them wears a tux they’re “imitating heterosexuality” but if they both wear tuxes then they’re “proving that they’re basically men” so like what the fuck do you want us to wear lol

dottoraqn

Nothing, cause the only way those people will accept lesbians is in a porno.

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And there it is folks

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